So my unknown half-brother P. turns 17 today, which is a year older than I was when I learned of his existence. I wish him cake, and basketball, and long bike rides and good grades and a happy birthday and I wish our father will grow some balls one of these days and tell him he has a sister.
Families are convoluted and fascinating; they convince me to believe less and less in mortal existence, and, ultimately, I see that as a good thing.
The Burg has hit cyberspace, and my friend Jeau of the never-updated Photon Theory and assistant editor of The Onion (my God, when did he get that job?!) is in it, albeit briefly.
I want to make a bigger, better movie, but not about Williamsburg hipsters, and in my syndicated feature Jeau would have a much much bigger role. CONGRATS, MISTER RANDAZZO!
Well well, it seems our fearless leader can’t continue his reign of unrestricted fascism without a slap on the wrist from people with actual law degrees. My favorite part of this article about the outcome of Hamdan v. Rumsfeld is the part where W. is quoted as saying, “I’d like to close Guantanamo. I also recognize that we’re holding some people that are darn dangerous.”
Two years ago, the court rejected Bush’s claim that he had authority to seize and detain terrorism suspects and indefinitely deny them access to courts or lawyers. In this follow-up case, the justices focused solely on the issue of trials for some of the men.The vote was split 5-3, with moderate Justice Anthony M. Kennedy joining the court’s liberal members in most of the ruling against the Bush administration. Chief Justice John Roberts, named to the lead the court last September by Bush, was sidelined in the case because as an appeals court judge he had backed the government over Hamdan.
Thursday’s ruling overturned that decision.
Moment of yesterday: walking home from the T, a woman walking out of her yard made actual eye contact with me and actually said HELLO! I was so shocked, I had to pinch myself to realize I was in Dorchester, not friendly Philly. I like my new neighborhood.
Moment of the day today: A woman sat down beside me this morning on the train to work. Halfway through the 25-minute ride, she put her arm around me, kind of laying it on the top of my seat area. As we got closer to Central, her hand began lightly resting on my shoulder, perhaps by accident, perhaps not. Shocked, I sat motionless, then leaned forward a bit. I didn’t get any creepy vibes off her, but could only imagine what it must have looked like to the people around us.
Awkwardness is fascinating! Hence, this is my Moment of the Day.
“Hey, hey! Are you moving in?” Towny white woman, mid-50s, big Southie accent.
“Uh, yeah,” DD said, climbing out of our very large, obvious U-Haul truck.
“Cool! My name’s Maryann, that’s my driveway you’re parked in front of, but that’s ok. What’s your names? You’ll like it here, all the neighbors are really friendly…except for that house right there, they never talk to anyone, but they’re, you know, V-I-E-T-N-A-M-E-S-E…”
She made a squinty eye motion while mouthing the word “Vietnamese”, perhaps thinking she’d find some Irish neighbor solidarity. I didn’t have the heart to tell her DD chose this neighborhood based on his Vietnamese friends in the area and all the Vietnamese restaurants he loves, or explain that her Vietnamese neighbors have lived in this area for decades and probably don’t talk to her because (a) she doesn’t speak Vietnamese, and (b) she’s a bigot.
Regardless, our welcome at Savin Hill marks a far cry from Cambridge, where I received a whopping TWO hellos in the 9 months we lived there, and where the neighbors across the street congregated on their front porch to watch us move out, then walked past us, but never once said anything or even made eye contact. Wow.
Life is about boxes now. Tons of stuff stuff stuff. I can’t seem to focus, so I’m doing what I always do when I can’t focus on actual work: designing and redesigning my business card. It’s a mind-numbing activity, much like TV, only cooler cause there’s no commercials and you get to choose your own fonts. Try it.
Yesterday, driving back from La Interview, I stopped at a red light next to a mini-bus of some sort. Inside, I noticed the driver, an older man wearing a baseball cap who was beating real drum sticks on the steering wheel. He was really going at it. In fact, he seemed to be practising. I thought, here we are in traffic, and this bus driver is beating his heart out on the steering wheel. Is this what we do? We drive buses, or upload web articles, or answer phone calls or send emails during business hours, and in the brief pockets of downtime, we play a beat on the steering wheel, regardless of who’s looking? Because if that’s not how it is, that’s how it should be.
In other news, last night I tricked grimy E. into taking a bath by letting him pour in half a bottle of shampoo so it would seem like a bubble bath, then telling him he could go scuba diving in the bubbles to retrieve pennies i’d thow in while his eyes were closed. Ahaaa! I am so tricky!!