Ok, you want to know what I’ve been doing since moving back to the United States? You wanna know why I live in a shoebox Manhattan apartment in which, just a few days ago, I discovered a baby rat sleeping in my shoe? (Really.) It’s because I got an opportunity to be the digital director at Thing X, a new comedy website founded by former Onion staffers and launching on October 16. It’s part of Adult Swim/Cartoon Network on Turner Broadcasting. Watch TV for commercials about us in the next two weeks.
Our site will post funny articles and videos, and extra stuff on social media channels that I manage. Here’s an intro to our staff! I don’t know why I’m wearing an eye patch.

yeaaaah!